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...................................................Issue 9...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 9

I have had yet another birthday - they seem to keep happening every year with some regularity. But perhaps more interesting is the special Halloween offer from Jayde and I combined - you will need to be quick for this one!

I started a Tumblr blog as well, which is mostly me fan-girling but you can ask questions here - http://melanieofsydney.tumblr.com/ask either with a Tumblr account(if you have one) or anonymously if you prefer. Once I answer the questions they will appear here http://melanieofsydney.tumblr.com/answered


Halloween Spooktacular Treat



You can read all about it here


New Video

Jayde and I have made a new video, "The Sexy Fairy Godmother" you can find it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNFu040iJE It is even available in HD!


Some new pictures

Here are a few new pictures of Jayde and I together taken just yesterday on Halloween, just before our spur of the moment video.

       


Quick Quiz Question

First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour. Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
And no ... you can't submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.

What are at least 2 of the "Giant Microbes" featured in our video "The Sexy Fairy Godmother"?

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.

Winners: Daniel 1/2 priced hour and Raa $50 bonus.

Correct answer: Herpes, HIV, The Clap - Gonorrhoea, Pox - Syphilis, Chlamydia, Hepatitis, Sperm.

 


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...................................................Issue 8...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 8

Croeso! (Welcome!) A newsletter, the first in years dedicated followers may notice. I have finally felt I cannot avoid it, as I am traveling! Melbourne and to Alice Springs and Uluru region, see my tours section of my website for dates. I will need to know this week if you do want to see me in NT I will need to know in next few days as I will only register with the Police (is required and very odd details required, original hair colour for example) if I have firm bookings that are prepaid or have done a deposit.


Melbourne

I am coming to Melbourne, mostly on holiday - but if you feel I should mix business with pleasure, do call or send me an email. I will have limited spare time, can only offer outcalls and services will comply with state laws. It will be not next week the week after the evening of the 18th of March until the morning of the 21st is the time I will be near the CBD and may be available to catch up. Deposits/prepay will be required - discounts will apply to fully prepaid bookings, and rates are as per current Sydney rates listed on my website.


Where are those new pictures?

I have been very slack updating my main gallery, partly because I intend to rebuild site still, so seems waste of effort unless I redo them all and partly because video games are far more fun. I do upload new pictures all the time however to my twitpic page. You don't have to be registered with twitter to see them either. You will find them on twitpic and in the widget on the lower part of the images page - below all the green thumbnails.

Here are some you could find there, click for full size.

righto - last one for a while - my SQL must be finished! on TwitpicMove slightly, maintain pose... on TwitpicThe camera has a flash! on Twitpicand last my favourite of the set - me and monty in the house ... on Twitpic
Black and white looked better for this pic from today on TwitpicNails - half tone dots on TwitpicNo edits or adjusting, I am having a good looking day today. ... on TwitpicIs it just me or do the new limited edition starburst smoothi... on Twitpic
Pics of me from earlier today 5/5 Secretary Look on TwitpicJust made myself late breakfast with some mini toasts and las... on TwitpicMe yesterday in my new House MD T-shirt from @thinkgeek on Twitpica smiley one - because people always say i never smile... on Twitpic

Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?

I have taken up learning to speak Welsh, and I'd love more people to practice with. I have listed a promotion on my site as follows.
welsh, flag, cymraeg, escort, discount

When you call up to make a booking - get a bonus 5% discount off the standard service fee if you can get out some coherent Welsh to me.

You can learn for free at www.saysomethinginwelsh.com

C'mon people it is New South Wales!


Quick Quiz Question

First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour. Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
And no ... you can't submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.

There looks like there is something in my eye! While preparing this picture for upload, I noticed the white reflection looked, a little unusual. Now I know it is really just reflecting the sink in the bathroom, but what does the white reflection in my eye look like to you?

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.

Winners: Raa 1/2 priced hour and Peter $50 bonus.

Correct answer: Something much like a cock and balls!


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...................................................Issue 7...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 7

As promised - a newsletter detailing my long awaited Melbourne trip! I am also headed to Brisbane but more for training and conference purposes. In other glossed over news my birthday passed and I'm further on the down slope to 30 - now the ripe old age of 27.

I am also starting a spotters fee scheme - if you can find me - and link to any new reviews of me (ie ones not already on my site) you will get $50 off your next booking.


Melanie goes to Melbourne

t's official I will be in Melbourne 17-22 This month - I know its only a week out, but things been hectic of late. My PCA is PCA6847xe but I will also be working from Spellbound(PCA5960BE,PCA5961BE) but not on the floor - so private booking is still essential. I am working at putting up a Melbourne info site, but rates will be as per Sydney current rates. Deposits generally required, to my bank account or if you arrange with me byt cash or credit card through reception at Spellbound. If you can't settle on a planned time and you call me and I am available and in an appropriate location we can sort something out. Fully prepaid bookings will qualify for the 15% discount offer and FIA membership discount apply on top of that as well. So for a prepaid FIA elite member booking its $100 off price per hr. Email or call to make an arrangement! If you have specific dress up or equipment requests please make sure you let me know before I leave for Melbourne so i pack the right things!

Also in Melbourne the Fun in Australia Melbourne Drinks(you will need to be a member to view thread) night on 21st. It is a social event and I will be in attendance so come say hello :)


FIA Drinks night - Tonight in Sydney

TONIGHT - Fun In Australia Sydney drinks night (you will need to be a member to view thread) come along and mix it up with workers and punters. Bungalow 8 (King Street Wharf) on November 12th at 7pm.


Melanie goes to Brisbane

I will be in Brisbane the week after Melbourne(24th - 30th) doing training with Touching Base and attending the Scarlet Alliance 2008 National Forum as part of the Annual forum there is a public symposium "Nothing About us, without us" open to all - I highly recommend you attend if you are in Brisbane.

Whilst I'm not particularly working in Brisbane, I'm not not working :) My schedule is pretty full but if you are really keen contact me and see if its a possibility.


Quick Quiz Question

First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour. Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
And no ... you can't submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.

Where is this years Scarlet Alliance National Symposium being held?

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.

Winners: Thomas (yes same one from last newsletter quick quiz) 1/2 priced hour and Hamish $50 bonus.

Correct answer: H-Block, Southbank Institute of Technology, Glenelg St, Southbank.


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...................................................Issue 6...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 6

No need to pinch yourself, yes this is actually a new newsletter! It never ceases to amaze wow much real life can interfere with plans, I have all these things I intend to do and something new crops up. First getting married twice, which the planning time was phenomenal especially when you cram it into 2 months, and then that passed I get a fantastic letter on arrival back from UK telling me I'm gonna have to move. Moving takes so much time too, have to find a place and then pack up all my crap and get it hauled there. So that postponed my Melbourne tour. I have moved to Gosford, but will still be working from City in Sydney as well as up here - multi-location madness! Some of my rates have changed and since they hadn't changed in like 3 years its probably about time - you know inflation and all that. Also Sydney bookings now require at least a deposit, though fully prepaid will still attract discount.


First orgasm at Sydney Sexpo

The friendly guys over at Sex Machines Australia have had a bit of a thing going with a record for the number of women to orgasm at one event without being hypnotised or touched sexually. Thursday, when Sexpo opened their little running total scoreboard said 0 for Sydney Sexpo. I had to help them with that, I got a certificate for my "trouble" and we took a bunch of photos for proof. They get the girls to sit on a SMA Orgasmachine. It looks much like the Sybian - and comes with all kinds of different attachments depending how much of what you want where.


Vote for me

It's that time again - voting is open for Australian Adult Awards - please go vote for me and I'll be your best friend :) - It's one vote per email or IP so thanks to those who told me they spammed it last year but they wont count if emails or IP addresses are duplicate.

I will probably head to the ceremony this year - and have a Melbourne Tour in the week before.

Australian Adult Awards
2008 Nominations My Nomination Vote for me!


Multipass

Roll up, Roll up, cum one cum all! Get your multi visit Melanie Multipass!

Fantastic discounts plus bonus extras thrown in FREE of charge!

*Clears throat* Sorry about the bad sideshow rant, heard to much of the voice overs of the side shows at sexpo. Basically what I have introduced is a prepaid multiple session package. 4 sessions scheduled as you like over a period of 6 months or 12 months as you prefer. 6 month passes get 25% discount and 12 month passes 20% discount. It's available for all booking of myself only and deluxe and pampering extras can be included in the sessions free of charge. So with a 6 month pass its 4 sessions for price of 3 plus up to $960 in extras on top of that for free. Full details can be found on my rates page by clicking the full details link which will expand the section.


Quick Quiz Question

First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour. Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
And no ... you can't submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.

The machine I am pictured sitting on at sexpo is two-toned. What colours are they?

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.

Winners:Karl 1/2 priced hour and Thomas $50 bonus.

Correct answer: Pink and Purple.


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...................................................Issue 5...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 5

It's been a while, a long while in fact. I have been continuously putting off finishing writing my newsletter sending program, I used to do them all in a bcc field but harnessing the power to technology I now have my own custom script. Soon-ish I will have a more user controlled sign up process to save me having to process list additions manually, and will also you you subscribe to any blog, newsletter, promotion or possibly tour entries I may add to my website. Also the device is scheduled to be finished by 15th January :) Also if you have visited my website somewhat recently you would have noticed I revamped my service page with some expandable sections and if its been a really long time since you visited there may be some new services you had not previously seen.


Best Escort Award and an Interview

Thanks to all of you who voted for me and had not recently visited my website and saw a thank you there. I won the Australian Adult Industry Award for Best Escort 2007. I am supposed to get a trophy, which I am having issues getting from the organisers but I get the privilege of using this banner to the right.

On the award topic MX recently published an almost half page interview with me! To the left is a small version which if you click should take you to a large readable size.

It includes such gems as:

Q: Do you like your job? Yes of course, I wouldn't do it if I didn't. I consider my job is to make people happy. If people feel a bit better after spending some time with me I am making the world just a little happier one person at a time. I market my self as a person, including much detail about my personality. I have found that this attracts clients who like me as the person I am, I don't have to have some other character. I spend most of my work time just relaxing and socialising with people who like me just as I am. What could be better?

Check my website for a transcript of my original replies.

Keep an eye out for another interview/article coming up soon in an issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. Whilst I realise only a few of all you guys probably buy it; it is sure to be sitting about in a waiting room you find yourself in at some point in the near future. You know you always read women's magazines there, even if you won't admit to it.


25% Discount

Would you like a 25% discount on your next booking? All it takes is a bit of organisation. My pre-paid booking discount offer was not just a birthday thing, it's here to stay!

Basically you need to organise your session more ahead of time and pre-pay by direct deposit which can be done in branch or by using your banks Internet banking service.

Email me to arrange a booking time mentioning you'd like the discount by paying by direct deposit and I will send you back my bank details along with a reference number for you to include so I know which deposit was yours.

It takes the business side of things away from the session and lets us get straight into the good stuff. Visit my rates page and click the discount heading to expand the section and check all the details.

For reference with the discount a hour booking would be $225 with the discount. Even less if you qualify for a FIA discount, even less again if you happened to win the half priced hour from the quick quiz question at the end of this email.


Adult party



Go on click it - you know you want to.


Quick Quiz Question

First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour. Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
And no ... you can't submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.

What page of MX was the article about me printed on?

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.
Winners: Steve 1/2 priced hour and Tim $50 bonus.

Correct answer: Page 12.


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...................................................Issue 4...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 4

Here we are at Issue 4, of Memo from Melanie, its jam packed with fun and excitement, well not really but its kind of interesting enough to scroll down at least read the headings and enter the competitions ;)
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Promotions, Website and Blog updates
I have just uploaded a new promotion, to my website.
 
Im offering a sports event hostess service for your Boys night IN. While watching your favourite game you could have jours truely getting you beers and food, massaging you or on my knees (out of the way of your view of the tv of course) sucking you off :) This offer can be solo or for a group, See my webpage www.melanieofsydney.com for full details.
 
If you'd like to win 25% discount off a hostess session reply in 50 words or less what type of session you would ideally want to have based on my ideas on the promotion page or on your own, and why youd like this session the most. Winners will be judged on 3rd June 2006, and winner notified by email and first name and response posted on my website.
 
I've also updated my blog and posted a bunch of pictures in it, my blog is also available on myspace if you prefer, the link to the myspace version of my blog is on the front page of my website.
 

Exclusive Newsletter Promotion
You wont see this one advertised anywhere, but from now until July 16th, Im offering newsletter readers a special discount on overnight bookings. Normally $2300 for a 12 hr overnight booking, it will be just $1100 if you come to my place or $1000 if you book at hotel.  Please quite the following discount code when making the booking MM4ONVC


  
Rumour says.....
Im trying to get myself to the UK to see someone who I grew very fond of on his visit here last week, so I'm running the 2 promotions above to speed the process by which will get me there for about a month long holiday.
 

Quick quiz question
First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour
Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
and no ... u cant submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.
 

My current hostess promotion picture has an image included of me holding an NRL Football, its actually an offical club ball. Which team does it belong to ?

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.
Winners: Thomas 1/2 priced hour and Damon $50 bonus.

Correct answer:St George/Illawarra Dragons.


 
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...................................................Issue 3...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 3
Welcome once again to Memo from Melaine here we are at Issue 3!
 
Thanks to everyone who took part in my school promo, especially the one person who made the effort to dress up as a school boy :)
 
Im also on uni break unti 1st of May so you can have me any time you darn like :)
(except when im busy entertaining someone else of course - unless you've prior arranged the group gangbang session )
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Website and Blog updates
If you've swug by my website in the last few days you'd have noticed that after a month odd of not touching it I've been a busy girl. The image gallery has been totally revamped - still pretty much the same images, but now no more face blurring and they are enlargeable - some almost to life size proportions! My blog has a massive write up from Foxy Alex's 21st brithday (www.foxyalex.com) and a review of the suicide girls show I went to see. there are also newsletter, latest news, and promotion archives accessable via links of the first page.
 

 
Some Extras now Standard & FIA Member discounts
Check out my rates page for the changes in my extras list you'll notice things such as dress-ups, all toys, and strap-on action now being able to be included in my stanard service - make sure you let me know what you are after when making a booking! FIA Members are now eligable for the same kinds of discounts as SDU members, details on my rates page as well. 

 
Going... going... SOLD!
I'm trying out auctioning myself - it seems kind of amusing but the crew over at www.knoxtowers.com.au have set themselves up a nifty adult services auction site - so I'll give it a go.  Check out my auctions via this link http://www.knoxtower.com.au/shop.php?userid=100011 you might get yourself a bargain!
 
www.knoxtower.com.au 

  
Rumour says.....
I may be finding myself in Melbourne the week ending the 28th to see my favourite band perform - im contemplating making myself available for bookings by the victorian gentlemen. If you are interested please drop me an email letting me know i should make my stay in Melbourne longer than the few hours for the concert.
 

Quick quiz question
First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour
Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
and no ... u cant submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.
 
With the new click to enlarge feature in my image gallery you can explore some of our book collection in the background (in the earlier pics they arent even on shelves yet)
Go looking at the books, you need to provide me with at least 4 titles of books visible in the various images.

If you are using internet explorer it may resize the images smaller hover over the right bottom corner to re-enlarge.

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.
Winners: MonkeyMagic 1/2 priced hour and Robert $50 bonus.

Correct answers: Any four of :
Investments, Genetics, Dilbert Principle, Office XP for Dummies, Next Step in Database Marketing, Data Warehouse toolkit, Markov Chain Monte Carlo in Practice, Other Temples Other Gods, Bayesian Statistical Modelling, Willing Slaves, The New Direct Marketing, Evolution.
- Thats about all I can makeout at any rate :)


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...................................................Issue 2...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 2
 
Welcome to Issue 2 of Memo from Melanie. Thanks to all the new subscribers to my mail out as well as those who didnt hit remove after the first issue.
 
There has however been somewhat of a debarkle, outlook has been nice enough to be automatically adding people to my addressbook whenever I replied to someone. I think I cleared most of those automatically added ones out - but if you are in the category of people who didnt subscribe, but you are recieving this I apologise. If you want to continue to receive the newsletter then thats cool - if not just reply with the word remove in the subject line.
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Melanie is going back to school!
The promotion has begun - see the link on my webpage for details (they are pretty much the same details as in issue 1 of this newsletter)
 

 
Animated Boobies!
I've done some short videos for the front page of a forum www.imhostfu.com There are currently 2 different ones of me and they load randomly - the one with green fingernails and red writing is me, and so is the chocolate sauce one - any others that may load are not me. Click your refresh button to get different images :)
 

 
Quick quiz question
First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour
Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
and no ... u cant submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.
 

In the chocolate sauce movie of me on the front page of www.imhostfu.com what type and flavour of sauce is being used? - note it is not just plain chocolate.

Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.
Winners: Clive 1/2 priced hour and Brendan $50 bonus.
Correct answer: Choc-mint Ice Magic.

 
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...................................................Issue 1...................................................

Memo from Melanie - Issue 1
 
Welcome to the first ever issue of Memo from Melanie! I'll be your host Melanie Robinson ;)
 
Well what can I say, thanks for subscribing - I dont know how often I'll do mailouts so I wont even bother to guess. That said however, I will do mailouts when something worth doing a mailout is coming up.

Melanie is going back to school!
I've had some time off from my degree and i'm going back to complete it, with that means I wont be available by day all the time as I have been for a little while - only daytimes that will be available at this stage is Thursday and Friday from noon, unless some of my 4hr lab sessions turn out to be fortnightly as they often are. My website will of course be updated with info - but you heard it here first!
 
So back to school - I've decided to do a back to school promotion.
Starting from the 15th of March - at no extra cost to the standard rate- will be  the BAD school girl fantasy.
I'll be decked out in legitimate school uniform thats a bit roughed up - im not the inncoent sweet girl from school , im the bad one- chewing gum in class, smoking behind the gym, bullying you, writing on my uniform - you know the type :) You hated her, but she was cool - and you liked it when she threw paper at you accross the classroom :)
 
So there is 3 options with the free add on fantasy.
 
(1)
Light domination session - we are both school kids and im gonna bully you into letting me do what I want to do. If you'd like to bring shorts and a shirt to be a school kid as well thatd be cool :)
 
(2)
Light submissive session - I've been busted - and your the deputy principal, i'm on afternoon detention and I could be suspended any minute. If my parents find out i'll be grounded - what will i do to get out of it?
 
(3)
Just a dress up - all the role play to much for you? - you get normal Mel in her bad school girl outfit :)
 
 
This promotion will be announced all over the place just before the promotion starts, but you heard it here first :P
 

 
Quick quiz question
First person to reply with the correct answer gets a half priced hour
Second correct response gets a bonus of $50 to be used in a session for extra time for deluxe extras.
and no ... u cant submit 2 emails of the correct answer and win both.
 
Melbourne based, independant band taxiride are about to release their 3rd single off the album Axiomatic-
What is the 3rd single called?
 
Please note -this is an archived newsletter so the competition has been concluded.
Winners: Todd 1/2 priced hour and KoalaKen $50 bonus.
Correct answer: What Can I Say.

 
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